BACTERIA

Whenever I have an illness I imagine there are a lot of tiny little bad guys inside my body going around looting and making damage. But then I apply the medicine and then I feel so good cause I know I just sent reinforcements in. So when I put the BOOM tuff actin' TINACTIN on my foot i feel the tingly cold and iknow there is a war being fought on my FOOT! It's just like a real war down there. THere are a bunch of tiny little guys figthing it out for who gets to rule the foot. Sometimes I feel little pulses of "feeling" and I imagine those are the bombs going off. Cause how do bacteria and antibacteria fight? They must use wepons otherwise how does a fight happen you know. So i'm sure on a molecular level these bacteria and the TINACTIN are using tiny bombs. That's why the Tinactin marketers say "BOOM! Tough Actin' TINACTIN!" cause they have little anti-athlete's foot bombs". But then I start to feel bad for the athlete's foot i'm killing cause think about it. That's real living stuff. And Tinactin is like stormtroopers or like agents of modernism that want everything really safe and sterile (like a Manhattan cocktail lounge) and I realize i should be spraying Athlete's Foot ON the TINACTIN and kill the TINACTIN. I want nature to live and triumph always but on my foot it's hard to reconcile my morals with my personal interest to live long with whole, healthy feet.