DOLPHINS

OK I'M SORRY BUT THERE ARE BASIC THINGS PEOPLE HAVE TO GET INTO THERE HEADS OR I REFUSE TO KEEP TALKING TO THEM. #1 ABSOLUTE THING IS THAT DOLPHINS ARE OBVIOUSLY MAGICAL OR EXTRATERRESTRIAL OR BOTH OR MAYBE THERE EVEN ISNT A WORD TO DESCRIBE THEM YET? HAVE YOU SEEN A DOLPHIN????? LOOK:



yOU TRY TO TELL ME THAT THING JUST "EVOLVED". DO IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU EVEN TRY. NO WAY. LOOK, THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE SMILING ALL THE TIME:



(CAPTION: "HEY THERE I'M YOUR FRIENDLY WATER DWELLING ALLY! i AM SO HAPPY TO BE ABLE TO MEAT YOU!! LET'S SWIM TOGETHER TOWARDS THE AFTERLIFE LOL !!")

RIGHT, LOOK AT HOW THEYRE ONE LONG BODY BUT THEN THEY DO ARC JUMPS FOR FUN??? WHY? THEY ARE SO SMART THEY DO ADDITION AND STUFF. THEY KNOW WHEN SOMEONE IS IN DANGER AND HELP THEM. DOLPHINS WERE LIKE UNDERWATER HORSES WHEN ATLANTIS EXISTED



THEY JUST LOOK MAGICAL. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. THEIR SHEER APPEARANCE IS 100% UNDESPUTABLE PROOF THAT THEY ARE FROM OUTER SPACE. OR ANOTHER PLANET. I BELIEVE ALL THE GOODNESS AND LOVE IN THE WORLD COMES OUT OF THEM LIKE RADIATION OR SOMETHING. THE MIAMI DOLPHINS ARE MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM.



OH MY GODDD WHAT HOW DO THEY EXIST!!!! THEY DO THAT?? HOW?? WOW!!! WOW!!! WOW!!! WOW!!!!!!! GOOD ONE GUYS!! GREAT FORM!!! GODSPEED YOU BEINGS OF LOVE & LIGHT!! PEOPLE PLEASE GET EXCIETED ABOUT THIS OR U R WAISTING UR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!