Monday, April 30, 2012

THERE IS ONLY ONE NUMBER

I took my daughters out of "public school" a long time ago when i realized they could not teach even elementary math to them. One day Amethyst came back from school and showed me the homework i helped her do the night before. It was addition and all the answers we worked on were marked with an X and she had an F.

I double checked the answers and thought how could this be but sure enough they were all correct. 1+1=1, 5+4=1, 8+4=1, 3+6=1. Was i going crazy? So i called the teacher and said hello you gave my daughter an F but i checked and the answers are right why do you do this!??? She said sir all the answers were "1" she didnt' even try. I said i spent an hour helping her understand addition the night before and i could tell her they were right. The teacher said i was out of my mind. Then i told her she should check her answer key and I wanted to see a copy of her teaching lisense beacuse i doubt she even had one if she was so stupid!! Then she hung up on me. That's the last time Amethyst entered a "public School" again and i'll be darned if she ever does again.

"Spinoza" was the first mathematician after the "big bang" to say "ok all is one". He did not have a last name because back then everyone went by first name. People would go "hey spinoza what is __ + __ and he was always right because ANYTHING plus ANYTHING is one. That's why now in Spain where he is from if you ask for a beer you say "spinoza por favor".

Take a bottle of olive oil let one drop fall on your palm. good now drop another one. you will see there is still ONE drop on your hand. Now drop 3 more drops in the same place. Wow. Still 1. Drop another 20, 50, drops, the whole bottle. Hell you can dump buckets of olive oil in the bathtub pal but you're still going to have the same answer: ONE.

See and the teacher didnt get it. "Spinoza" did and that's why he's the greatest philospher and the first and only mathematicians. Einstein and all those people with equations miss the hole point! Let me explain to you:

I was born in "Redmond", California. Here is a picture ok?

Do you know what the population of this small town was? One. Population: 1

Now here is a picture of "New York City"

New York city: One of the biggest cities in the world. Population: 1


Here is MEXICO city- THE biggest city in the world. Guess the population??? 1.

Now add all the populations of the world and what is the total number of humans populating the planet at this given time? If you answered "One" you would be right and you understand this principal of mathematics by "Spinoza".

How many goats do you see here?? If you answered 1 you are correct. There are "1 goat" in this picture

So you see now you learn something from Randy. And that teacher did too and now maybe she teaches real mathematics!!!

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