Neil Yong sings in a song "lookin for a love that's right for me, i don't know how long it's gonna be" well that's how i feel in springtime. My wife passed away to the light-realm shortly after Amethyst was born and I've been a lonely hunter ever since. Spring time makes me want to find love again and I hope this blog will lead me to another soul mate, which will hopefully be the reincarnation of my wife or my mom :) Here goes nothing:
Attention female humans, male human looking for soul mate, preferably reincarnation of mother or dead wife. Desireable traits are:
-MUST be Cancer or Scorpio. If you are neither you need NOT apply!
-MUST be interested in being a loving mother to two beautiful Plant-Children: Leaf and Amethyst. These are two adorable daughters that i am raising THE RIGHT WAY by teaching them the value of not eating "traditional food" and surviving off of solar energy, water, and air. They require very little attention as they do not move, they are firmly planted in the backyard. However they do need company and constant watering and the squirrels must be kept away from them at all times.
-Must like yoga, astral traveling (mostly Andromeda constellation, sometimes Cyngus-5 if i have the ENERGY LOL) and hiking barefoot.
-Must be very interested in cukoo clocks and all aspects of this great artisanal art!
-Must be able to fill my heart with love and happiness.
-Must share or at least tolerate my incessant quest for TRUTH
-Must be able to live underwater for extended periods of time if family relocates to New Atlantis (see previous post).
-Great sense of humour please (Peanuts, Family Circus, Dave Barry, Frank Zappa, etc..)
-Understands the absurdity of wearing clothes inside the house - at any temperature
-Likes Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia
-Preferably female.
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