NATURE

IT'S NATURE'S WORLD, WE'RE JUST LIVING IN IT MAN! HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY NATURE DOESNT TAKE IT ALL BACK I'LL TELL YOU WHY. OK SO I HAD A CONVERSATION TO A BEAUTIFUL 120 YEAR OLD OAK TREE AND HE EXPLAINED IT ALL TO ME. BASICALLY, THEY KNOW THE DEAL OK? LOOK HUMANS CUT DOWN TREES AND BUILD CITIES AND NATURES LIKE "OK DUDE ITS COOL YEAH DUDE!!" RIGHT? BUT THEN THEY'RE ALL IN ON IT. AZALEAS, RODOHENDRONS, DIRT, WEEPING WILLOWS. THEY'RE LIKE "YEAH CUT US DOWN MAN YOU'LL SEE!!" CAUSE EVENTUALLY, WHEN THE "GREAT ECONOMIC COLLAPSE" HAPPENS, GUESS WHAT?? THEY'RE TAKING IT ALL BACK! BAMBOO IS LIKE THE COMMUNIST VANGUARD OF NATURE. LOOK AT IT. BAMBOO IS SO MILITANT. IT GROWS LIKE 2 INCHES A DAY WITH WATER OR WITHOUT WATER. IT JUST PERSISTS. SO NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU CUT IT DOWN IT JUST KEEPS GROWING AND GROWING AND GROWING AND GROWING AND GROWING AND GROWING AND GROWING AND GROWING AND GROWING AND GROWING AND GROWING AND GROWING AND GROWING WITHOUT EVER STOPPING. NATURE IS UNSTOPPABLE. IF ELECTRICITY OR MONEY RUNS OUT WE'RE DONE RIGHT?? NOT NATURE. IT JUST NEEDS SUN AND WATER MAN! FAR OUT! SO THE SECOND OUR MONEY RUNS OUT AND WE'RE IN RUINS NATURE IS LIKE "OK WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE". CITIES OVERGROWN. BEUTIFUL! THAT'S WHY I'M RAISING MY DAUGHTERS AS PLANTS, CAUSE I CAN FORESEE THE FUTURE AND KNOW THEY'RE GOING TO THRIVE IN A FUTURE WHERE NATURE REIGNS. JUST WATCH. WALK DOWN YOUR STREETS AND YOU SEE ALL THESE TREES AND FLOWERS GROWING AND REALIZE "OH MAN THE SECOND WE CAN'T BUILD ANYMORE, THEY'RE ALL TAKING OVER. THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S WHY I MAKE FRIENDS WITH ALL THE TREES AND BUSHES AND FLOWERS IN THE AREA AND REMIND THEM "HEY MAN PRETTY SOON WHEN THE GREAT ECONOMIC COLLAPSE HAPPENS I'M COOL RIGHT? YOU KNOW ME RIGHT? OK I LIKE YOU PLANT. PLEASE KEEP GIVING ME OXYGEN. I ALSO DO NOT DOUBT THAT IF TREES COULD, THEY'D USE GUNS AND STUFF. JUST LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE SO BIG THEY HAVE TO UNDERSTAND WHATS GOING ON AND HOW TO MOVE IF THEY HAVE TO. SO I'M ON THEIR SIDE. WHAT SIDE ARE YOU ON. I SUGGEST YOU THINK ABOUT IT, AND IF YOU NEED MORE INFORMATION YOU SHOULD JUST THINK ABOUT IT ALSO. :)