Sunday, April 15, 2012

PEOPLE ARE NOT NICE ANYMORE

So I went to the "Home Depot" to buy fertilizer and mulch to feed my daughters and while there I had a "CONFRONTATION" with a human being of much lesser awareness. What had happened was that I was perusing the isles for the best quality organic insecticide-free mulch and fertilizer because I care about my daughters and god forbid if i poison their earth-food. No way! They are my precious seeds! So you know how the isles at "Home Depot" are really long and tall well i wanted a bag of mulch from where I couldn't reach so I asked a scrappy young man that looked able bodied. He said "I dont work here" and turned away. Wow. Rude!! So i said well no one else is around brother how about you help me out and I'll send some good Karma your way? (Should have been left unsaid, duh!) He said i don't think so. he was also on an "iPhone" the hole time which i find to be a signal marker for the end of civilization so I lost my cool and I said you know man when the Andromedans seeded Earth with life forms I think they intended a bit more LOVE to be in the ether. They guy kept reading his news on "instagram" or whatever you call it. So then I really let my YANG overpower my yin and said "thanks for nothing ya doofus". This angered the young man. He said what did you say. I said I am just saying you should spread some more love around man. He said I dont love you you old faggot. I said well I love you man how about we try to get that bag. He said you old faggot say you love me again. I said hey man easy then he walked away. Then a guy named Fernando came buy that worked at "Home Depot" and he gave me the bag. The cash register lady was chewing gum with her mouth open and didn't make eye contact with me. I got home and cried and my tears flowed so free that I didn't even have to water Amethyst and Leaf that night, the earth was still moist. I envy how lucky they are growing up THE RIGHT WAY without mean people around. THey can enjoy the suirrells and birds and trees and SUN all the time and all those things give love ALWAYS. Except there is one squirrel that always gets to Amethyst and scratched her up real bad sometime.

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