Hello, you know we dont live in this world for very long and we have to use all out time wisely or "one day we'll find ten years have got behind us no one told us when to run we missed the starting gun" - Pink Floyd. Except instead of ten years it's YOUR WHOLE LIFE that's passed by. That is why books and movies are a waist of time. It takes 2 hours to get through a movie, and days to get through a book. You have got to be kidding me! The thing is that the MESSAGES and MORALS we learn from good books and movies are important. So please take my advice: dont watch a hole movie or read a hole book. You can get the important imformation just by reading the title and the stuff it says on the cover. And all the time you save you can devote to staring at the sun and renewing your energy.
Here is an example ok? "ZEN AND THE ART OF MOTORCYCLE MAINTENANCE". Ok everyone has heard of this book and say that it's phylosophycal and important. I dont' disagree. I do disagree with the fact that everyone has to spend 20 hours of their lives reading it. That's fasism!! Look, all you need to know is right in the title! Its saying "ok in order to be ZEN you have to understand motorcycle meintenance. but you have to apply the principles of motorcycle maintenance to YOUR LIFE, not a motorcycle". So, bottom line is in order to be Zen and happy you have to treat your life like a motorcycle and fix what breaks as it happens along the way.
Wow. And i never even opened the cover of the book.
You can do this with any book or movie. Just look at the title, cover, description and you get a pretty good idea. That book "THE OMNIVORES DILEMMA" seams important right now. Well i picked it up and right on teh cover it said "Eat food. Not much. Mostly vegetables". Wow what a dummy. That author waisted years writing all that stuff when all he needed to say was done in six words ON THE COVER. I put the book down and went on with my day. Or the movie "THERE WILL BE BLOOD" well there was going to be violence so I said no thank you I dont want to show my daughters violence. So you see you can do this with anything. THE TERMINATOR- Humanity is going to destroy itself with all its machines (WOW TELL ME SOMETHING I DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW), 2001 SPACE ODYSSEY- Space is complex and it's a real trip. IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE- Life is great. CRIME AND PUNISHMENT- You commit a crime you have to deal with the consequences. WAR & PEACE- People get along but not all the time. FORREST GUMP- Shrimp fishing, war, and ping pong are good occupations for mentally ill people.
AM I THE ONLY SANE PERSON THAT HAS FIGURED THIS OUT? AM I CRAZY? OR DO PEOPLE JUST LIKE WAISTING THEIR TIME FOR NO REASON??????
i could go on forever. You show me a movie or a book and i'll save you time. TOP GUN- gayes in the military are a good idea. THE GODFATHER- stay close to your family and enjoy each others company.
BRAVE NEW WORLD- in the future people will have more courage and things will be good. GONE WITH THE WIND- Bring an umbrella when you leave the house. TOM SAWYER- Let boys play outside instead of using their damn videogames. HUCKLEBERRY FINN- Same as Tom Sawyer except dont let your kid get too far down the MIssissippi. THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV- I dont know but it looks boring. MOBY DICK- Whales are hard to catch. JAWS- Beware of sharks they have sharp teeth.
Please email me and i can save you time, i have "read" or "seen" almost every book or movie so I know.
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