2012 - WHAT DOES IT MEAN????

Hello my dear beings of light and wonder :) Last night i had a great dream that i was floating in the ocean but the ocean was really OUTER SPACE and all of you my dear friends were riding dolphins in circles around me like cowboys. But instead of cowboys you were "dolphinboys" hahaha. Wow and then everyone kept circling faster and faster around me until all our chakras illuminated and united like the power rangers to form one BIG chakra and the big chakra defeated "evil" and "sadness" and "mathematics" and "logic" and then the universe was free and happy and we were free to ride around the galaxies on dolphin backs and spread love.

Do you like this dream, dear reader? I do, and I bet you do too. And maybe one day after 2012 this dream can become a reality. 

But first 2012 has to finish. There is not much time left until universal peace is among us! The "Aztec" calender says "2012 is the end of the world" but look around the world is full of bad things like science textbooks and lawyers and Gushers and other processed foods that are POISON FOR THE HUMAN BODY!!!!!!! Also there is war in places like Vietnam and "the euro" and it's all a mess. It makes me sad and I cry sometimes because so much suffering why? But then i remember 2012 is comeing and the Aztecs said the end of the world is comeing.

but DONT WORRY. The "end of the world" means the end of the "BAD WORLD"!!! It means bad things stop happening after 2012 and all good things take over and rule and it's peace fore everyone. I took numerology courses and I can "read" the signs. Here is the "lowdown" my sweet friend

1. 2012. Add those numbers up silly. 2 plus 1  plus 2 equals 4 ok? Four equals how many legs are on a dog. What is dog spelled backwards? No further comments...

2. The OFFICIAL "end of the world" on the aztec calender is December 21, 2012. Ok. 12-21-2012. DO YOU SEE HOW ITS ALL TWOS AND ZEROS AND ONES????? DO YOU KNOW WHAT USES TWO AND ZEROS AND ONES?? COMPUTERS. OK?  COMPUTERS. Do i have to spell everything out? Computers are going to register the date 12/21/2012 and its all binary "computer-speak" and they're all going to freak out and self destruct and Broccoli everywhere.

3. The bible said that jesus comes back to earth before "the reckoning". Ok i really dont have to explain this one. Look at the backround graphics for this page. Who do you see dear reader? HMMMMM is it the second comeing of Jesus? YES I THINK SO. Geraldo is a "supreme being" he is kind and smart and hispanic and has the eyes of a nice person like Jesus surely did. So.... Geraldo in numerology is 7-5-18-1-11-4-14. Add G-E-R up it equals to 30. Then A-L-D-O equals 30 AGAIN.... WOW WHAT A TRIP RIGHT? So you have two 30s. Ok. Jesus died when he was around 30 years old (30 AD , 30 years after the "big bang"), SO if you add 1972 to 30 you get 2012 which is now. Why 1972? Because that's the year the first "Eagles" record came out and it has THREE hit singles. "take it easy", "peaceful easy feeling" and "witchy woman" which i believe may be related to universal peace and 2012. (And 2012 is divisible by three, the number of hit singles.)

4. People are going crazy all over the place. Look around its unsettling. I am just glad i am not some crazy wacko and I have found how to live with truth and god :)

5. I just really have a feeling that the whole 2012 thing is true and it's going to happen. My "sixth sense" is usually right. Like yesterday i was watching TV and i thought to myself "hm what time is it" and then i was like "i bet it's 6:15" and then i look at the clock AND IT WAS 6:22. . Come on!!! That's very close. I have really good intuition, and my intuition that 2012 is going to happen is stronger than that it was 6:15 yesterday, so....

Ok that is just a "sample" of proof that 2012 is comeing. But relax, it's a cool trip and all evil gets washed away by god and we get to live happy. Do you have dreams for when peace comes? I know i do. And next time my sweet reader i can tell you how i plan to live my life after evil is banished by 2012! :) 

I believe it's time for me to "ride the Green Highway to Greendale" so i can "visit the green princess" ;)  *****

*****(that means "to smoke the marijuana")