BEING FRIENDLY (WITH A SMILE!) :)

Hello readers today i want you to know how much i love you and how much I want you all to get along. I think you are all beautiful creatures with special unique "abilities" and stuff :) For this reason I want everyoen to get along and be friends. Too many people these days act like "Big Blue meanies" and walk around with frowns "upside down". They dont get enough love in their life!! So we have to help them see their blessings and open up, to "blossom" like flowers of God. If you run into one or more of these people with the "blues" i want to tell you how you can interfere with their bad trip and turn them on to the path of light and happiness. :)  this also works with ANYONE , not just meanies. Whoever you come across in your day you should always treat with happy respectfulness. Briten peoples days by doing things like:


- When you are out on walks around the neighborhood always greet your neighbors with funny thoughts! My favorite is to scream "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??? WOOF WOOF WOFF" every time i see a neighbor walking a dog. Even if i just crossed paths with them and i run into them again on the next block. I do this with every dog walker i see every day.

- " A stranger is a friend you haven't met yet ". THIS IS MY FAVORITE QUOTE but i like to change it a bit to " A SAD stranger is a HAPPY friend you havent met yet". That's why when i am out and see a sad person i do all i can to talk to them and see what's going on. I take my walkman with my favorite Phish tape (Billy Breathes) and i tell them to listen to it and it will make them smile.. Many people i meet don't seem to like the same music i like but that's ok because we can all have different opinions and this makes America great.

- I have "business cards" but i like to call them "human cards" cause i dont do business and i am a human. If i meet someone, i give them my "card". Then they look at it and it says my name and under it it says "NOW LOOK AT ME" (it says this because i know they are not looking at me if they're reading it). When they look back up at me I have a really funny face ready. it catches them by surprise and makes them laugh!

- If i'm in a public bathroom i like to loosen people up so they can be happy and have fun. Sometimes i go #1 or #2 and then act like i'm walking out without washing my hands. Then as I'm about to open the door i say out loud to everyone "WELLLLL MAYBE JUST THIS ONCE..." and then i wash my hands. I wink at everyone as i do this so they know i am only kidding. Also when i leave if i have time i like to wait by the door for the next patron to come in the bathroom and then i go "BOO !!!!!!" when they walk in and it scares them out of their "square state" .

- Dress up for halloween EVERY DAY. This cheers people up. I dress up like a clown, a Beatle, Abraham Lincoln,... whoever. When people ask me why I am dressed that way I say "what about you? why are you dressed the way you're dressed???" This throws them for a real trip. It's called "Reverse Psychology" and it makes people's minds really work.

- This one is advanced but really fun to do. I take a whole fish from the market, like a bass or a whole salmon, and put it on the sidewalk. Then i hide behind a fence or a bush or something and wait for someone to come. With a very thin and transparent fishing line, i make the fish "flop" over towards where i'm hidden and the people watch dumfounded and when they bend down to see what happens i jump out with a (plastic) sword and go "BOO !!!!!".

- Look up random phone numbers in the "yellow pages". Then with my sixth sense of "intuition" i can "sense" who is a sad person just by running my fingers through all the numbers. When i come upon a sad number, i call it and wait to get an answer. Then i tell them they won 1 MILLION DOLLARS and they are happy again

- Every time i visit someone and i have to "knock" on their door, i like to knock that song that goes "DA da-da-da-da ...... DA DA" . I imagine them on the other side of the door laughing because who knocks MUSIC on a door????? ME !!!!!

- When i go to restaurants and i sign the bill, if the waitress or waiter look unhappy or stressed i know just what to do. It's a stressful job and they need to get a laugh sometime. they are human just like you and me. So where it says "TIP" on the bill i write "Don't piss against the wind or you'll get wet" or "Always bring an umbrella when you leave the house" or something silly and absurd like "WHOA. TRUST ME... do NOT go in there!!!!!". I know this will make them smile because a) they're funny things and b) i took the "tip" in a literal sense which is funny and a different way to look at things :)

I hope you do these things too. If everyone did these things every day imagine how nice the world would be and everyone would laugh and GET ALONG. I invite all you readers to become friends on forums or in the comments of this blog :) For example you can write "Hello i am ____ from ____ and i like flowers and i love everyone" and then the next person can say "Hello i am ____ and i love you too" or someone else can go "Hello i love you too and also i love carrots" and so on. This way we spread love around like John Lenin said in "all you need is love" :)