COSMIC VOICES

Ok hello all readers i know it's been a while but I dont always have "the inspiration" to write. But if i need it i know how to "get it". Like i explained in an old post, our brains have tiny "receptors" that receive "knowledge" from outer space right ok well how do you think you "activate" the receptors. Bingo you "ride the green highway to visit the green princess of greenland". This activates your brain "receptors" and then you receive "cosmic signals" from outer space.

This is literally the ONLY way i "gain" any new "knowledge". I can't remember the last time i opened a "book" or "reasoned logically" to arrive at a "conclusion". I just take an on-ramp onto the green Highway, merge into the center lane and "Bam", I am on the road to discovery. Sometimes I take online courses too but I still do that with my "receptors" on so I know I am learning "real" stuff. Literally EVERYTHING on this blog has been dictated to me from the cosmos. WOW. Like the other day i had to fix my sink cause it was leaking. "Normal" people would call "plumbers" or read about it on "ask Jeeves". I knew what to do. I "ACTIVATED MY RECEPTORS" and then stared at the leaking sink for about an hour and a half. Sure enough the cosmos gave me the answer. Put a bucket under it stupid!! Now the sink doesn't leak... it slowly fills the watering bucket for my daughters. And then one other time I was doing "taxes" and it was confusing and hard because mathematics. So again I "activated my receptors", searched for the answers. Well, it didn't take me long to figure that one out. I sent back my "1040 form" with "I do not want to pay you taxes thank you" written into the last box. Sometimes "honestly"is the "best policy".

Other times, cosmic messengers "Tell me" what to do because they are benevolent messages from god and want us to be happy so it's ok to listen to them. Like sometimes i watch TV and I hear a voice in my head that says "hey you should switch channel this is boring" then i do and i find Fresh Prince of "Bel Hair" reruns.  Or sometimes I'm driving and "cosmic voices" say "hey you should turn right here" and then I do and then maybe I avoid trafic accident perhaps? Sometimes if my "receptors" are really "ACTIVATED" I hear strong messages from the cosmos in the middle of the night and they say "HEY GOD WANTS YOU TO GO SMASH STUFF IN THE BACKYARD WITH YOUR HAMMER" so then i go do it and i feel happy and go back to sleep and "sleep soundly" because i know i made "god" happy.

Well I am here to tell you that you can have this "CLAREVOYANTS" too. Please try to relax sometime and be open to what is being told to you by God/Cosmos/Aliens/Subconsious/Spaceships (all the same thing) and you will be able to do without rudimentary "earth education". It's a matter of trusting your "instincts". Look at animals. Wow of course they are so happy they are always following there instincts and are happy because they follow the laws of cosmos. Instead we keep thinking about things and then do not want to do what we want well what is the point of that????

Maybe you, dear reader, have "problems" in life you want to "overcome" but dont know how. Well I have given you the tools today to take the "first step" in lifetime of happiness. Are you happy now? I bet that you are, and maybe now that we both are happy, the earth is just a little bit more like "heaven". Remember, "ACTIVATE YOUR RECEPTORS" and "be youreself" always. It's the path to living right. Please if you are haveing trouble leave comments i can be your "guru" ok. With all the love in my heart, I am signing off of AOL for the day dear reader. Many blessings.