A DAY IN THE LIFE

What does a day in the life of Randy look like? Some of you may wonder how I attain "spiritual purity" and "enlitenment" and maybe you want to do the same also. Ok i can tell you how. This is just MY way of living, that god chose for me but there are "many". But mine is "ascetic" and involves self control and "negation of the ego". But this one is teh best and I hope you can live like this too one day :)


6:00 -I wake up always with the sun because it is like "natures alarm clock"

6:15 - First thing i take all my clothes off and walk into the woods behind my house and do my daily yoga. I say hello to all my tree friends by name and ask them how their night was. (If there is wind, the trees and leaves do yoga with me too)

6:30 - Breakfast- Stare at the sun for 15 minutes gives me all the vitamin A, C, D and M i need.Then a good Kombucha and various nuts and berries give me all the calories i need for my "tasks" that follow

6:45- Go in backyard and see how my daughters are doing. Make sure they are watered and check to see if their "feet' are producing "roots". Make sure wire fencing around Amethyst doesn't have holes so that darned squirrell doesnt get in and bite her. I swear they're mortal enemies. i dont know why cause theyre both gods creatures.

7:00- "Enter the Green Dimension" ;-)

8:00- Write my congressman to STOP THE ATTACK ON ALIENS on planet AVATAR and to please "bring are troops back home"

8:30- M*A*S*H re-runs on AMC

9:00- Geraldo Rivera

10:00- "The Price is Right"

11:00- "Hangin' with Mr Cooper"

12:00- All in the Family

12:30- Spongebob "Squarepants"

1:00- Go in back yard, hug Leaf and Amethyst for half hour each and tell them i love them

2:00- "Visit the Green Princess" ;-)

4:00 - Oprah

4:30- Pay a visit to "Mary Jane" ;-)

5:00- Time to get to work. I write "blog" to help everyone fulfill their spiritual need

5:10- Rest after working. B0ng loads.

5:30- Look at pictures of dolphins on "google"

6:00- Naptime

7:00- The SIMPSONS + Green pRinceSs :) (favorit time of day!!)

7:30- Check on Leaf and Amethyst, water them, hug them, tell them I love them

7:45- "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"

8:00- Move TV to backyard, leave for Leaf and Amethyst to watch cartoon network while I do my meditation.

8:15- "Ridin' the Green Highway to Greenland"

8:30- Astral Traveling- Monday, Wednesday, Friday, visit Andromeda. Tues, Thurs, Saturday visit Cygna

9:30- Return from trip, Ben & Jerry's break  :-)  Bring TV back inside.

10:00- Mad TV

11:00- Conan O;Brians

12:00- Walker Texas Ranger

12:30- Say goodnight to Leaf and Amethyst, water them, tell them i love them. set up squirrell detterrant traps for Amethyst.

1:00- Thank god for the existance of the day and drift away to sleep



Well i hope i inspire you to negate your "ego" and live the right way like i learned to do. Maybe you read this and say "but Randy this existance is too ascetic for me how can i release myself from trappings of the world". Well living free is hard and it takes time to strip away all "worldly temptations". But i have done it and you can too. Simple living is easy and only way. You will see that you too can do it if you put your mind to it. I now live exactly like "buddah" did and feel like one too. Peaceful trails!! :-)