Hello my kindred spirits. Do you like my new background visuals? It’s Geraldo, my favorite TV star and I wanted to pay “formage” to him on my blog because he is a person who has helped so many people, most of all me, by inspiring me to be the best person I can be. He is what I like to call a “supreme being” like Buddah and Jerry Garcia. J Do I inspire you to be the best you can be? I hope that I do. I am here on this “spaceship” we call “earth” to guide all you friends through life by following the light and living THE RIGHT WAY.
Today I really want to “challenge” you to be your best self. Do you know how ? I will tell you: by getting a valuable education. Many people waist there moneys on “college” and “harvard” and “PHD” but you know what that is meaningless “Boloney”. What we need is knowledge of ourselves and our spiritual connection to nature. So please, skip all that “wonk” stuff and get on the express train to enlightenment before its too late.
I have been a “scholar” all my life and now with the ADVENT OF THE INFORMATION SUPERHYWAY (AKA “THE WEB”) we finally have access to QUALITY EDUCATION DEGREES. I hold 43 degrees and certificates from various “prestigious” online institutes. Here are only a select few:
- Certificate of "Mastery of Mayan Numerology" from www.freeonlinecoursesnow.com
- Certificate of Recognition: "Advanced Andromedan Clarevoyancy and Communication" from www.cheapdegreesclickherefastwow.biz
- Course completion in “Wind-chime spiritual therapy” from www.funtolearn.ru.co/cashbiz/america/windchime_spiritual_therapy.html”
- 30 credit courses in “Plant Living- How to live like our fellow trees” from www.OneHourDegreeStop.co.uk
- Master “certificate” : “Spiritual Maintenance and applied Zen practices”- www.CollegeDegreez69LoL.com
- And “many more”….
You ask yourself perhaps: “wow Randy is an intellectual achiever I cant do what he did”. What if I told you I was able to get all of the above in the last week and a half? That’s right. The internet is a “speedy” tool that makes learning fast. Out of my 43 degrees and certificates, 20 of them I achieved in the last year. Some are so easy that you just pay, answer five questions, and then you “print” your diploma. For example, the very prestigious “Degree of Celestial Pagan Priesthood” only cost me 399.99 and I didn’t even need to study they just let me print it right away cause they said they could feel my energy was already so INTENSE that I already had the power. So now I’m licensed to marry any living forms across the galaxy and also I can show my nifty “ID card” for discounts but I don’t know what places accept it yet. Or the certificate in “Astrology, Destiny, and the Mystic” only cost me “three easy payments of $99.99*” and then I just had to read a two page pdf, answer five “true or false?” questions and then BING! I was certified to teach in my own home. Wow. That easy. So I am now full of knowledge and Certificates to practice a bunch of great jobs anywhere I go in the galaxy!!! WOW. And here is the best part: when this temprary life ends here on earth, THE DEGREES TRANSFER TO MY NEXT LIFE!!!! WOW!!!!!! SO THEN I AM QUALIFIED AND CERTIFIED FOR ETERNITY, FOR AS LONG AS MY SOUL EXIST WHICH IS FOREVER BECAUSE SOULS ARE MADE OF LIFE AND LIFE NEVER DIES!!!! WOW!!!!
Please, dear reader. Take my advice. Get a “quality education” and do something with your life. I must tell you, it has been hard to find jobs for me, but I have the rest of eternity to find a good position and also for now I do business giving readings and lessons out of my home and I will have my own online “school” soon. But hey, if you’re reading this blog, it’s like a “free university” of wisdom, so lucky you.
You are all special beings of light and stars. Seize your day today!!! J
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