"HAPPYNESS"

"Happyness"

By Randy Montardo

"Happyness" is looking in your "lovers" eye and saying

"I am in "love" with you"
and then you kiss their "eyelids" like a little hummingbird
and they giggle because it "tickles"

"Happyness" is also when you think of "God"
and all the nice things he gave us
like Cinnamon and flowers and "Don Henley"
and thanking him for his gifts of "plenty"

"Happyness" is looking out my window and seeing my daughters growing
into beautiful little plant beings of love
and then i water them and hug them and lay in the sun with them
until "Geraldo" comes on and then I go inside to watch it

 

"Happyness" is writing to "you" dear reader, and making your life "richer"

and help you to become like a blooming flower

I dream of you at night and imagine you sprinkling "sleep dust"

on my eyes and then i giggle and smile and fall into "slumber"

 

"Happyness" is constantly knowing and asking yourelf: "am i happy??"

and then  you answer "yes, definitely i am so happy"

and you know you are not "lying" to yourself or conforming to

"social expectations" because you know you really are, end of story !!

 

"Happyness" is when I look at my "blog" and see "new comments"

and "visitor counter" says I had 1000 more visitors

WOW!!! I help so many people, i am like "modern Jesus figure?"

Yes I think I am. I deserve a Ben & Jerry's "Cherry Garcia" for snack.

 

"Happyness" is going to "hole Foods" to get "Kombucha"

and it is on "sale". And while I am there

I keep eating cheese samples until i am full

And then I don't need to cook lunch that day

 

"Happyness" is being friends with "dolphins" and learning their "language".

and communicating with aliens through them.

Then the aliens will come and the dolphins will tell them

Randy is nice. Take him away to Andromeda. And then I go with them.

 

"Happyness" is looking around at this "planet earth" and thinking:

"Wow look at this, it is all here for me to love"

And I hug the trees and pet my cats

And I meet so many friends on "facebook" that I love also

 

"Happyness" is the internet. On the "internet" I am free

I leave my "body" and am only "spirit" and "light"

The internet is a composite of our spirits mingling

It is the "perfect" place for the soul to "hang out"

 

"Happyness" is when people "like" my comments.

Because then I know that people like me and think I am nice

And then I don't feel so alone anymore and feel even "happyer"

Then i "Like" that they "like" it and "poke" them and ask if they want to "Skype"?

 

"Happyness" is letting my mind wonder and writing this blog for you

And knowing that when you are done reading you'll be "smarter" and "wiser"

And you will think of me in your prayers and tell god to "bless me"

And I can feel your blessings on my couch as I watch TV or in the shower

 

"Happyness" is visiting the "green priness in magical greenland"

You "know" what i'm talking about. (Winky face)

And when you visit her, you gain wisdom

And "spongebob Squarepants" is even funnier than before

 

"Happyness" is ..... HAPPYNESS

there s "no other way" to describe it

It's when you wake up and know

YOURE ALIVE

and that means you have to be happy.

and you smile.

It's time to start a "new day"

What will it hold for you?

My guess is it will be a "cornucopia" of HAPPYNESS

 

:)