NO MORE "WORLD PROBLEMS"

OK "everyone" says "Randy U R so selfish U only write "blog posts" about urself and how people can become "self actualized" what about the world around us and helping the "whole" mankind???" .

Wow ok I don't see why people get so "bent out of shape" about this kind of "stuff". I mean, have you ever seen the "bumper sticker" "RELAX, GOD IS IN CONTROL"? Ok then what is the big fuss? Do you think God will let things go "bad"? No, he loves us and everything will go fine. Also, for the "millionth" time, people, we are no longer in the "DAWNING" of the "age of aquarius"... we are in the MIDST of the "age of aquarius" so things are groovy and it's pretty much on "autopilot". Stop worriying! Put your "feet up" and enjoy the ride ok?

But for those of you that have "issues" with the world and it's "problems" i show you how to solve them. I think aliens will come down and take over and implement these plans after 2012 or maybe Obama will do it in "second term". It's all in "God's Plan" either way so it will happen "dont worry". This is what will happen:

1.No more "manufacturing". Ok we have all the "stuff" we need by this point ok? I don't think there is a need to make more "spatulas" or "cars" or "medicine" anymore. Look at how many things you find at "thrift stores" in "perfect working order". We have produced literally "ALL" the products we'll ever need for as long as humanity populates the "earth". Look at how many "Moody Blues" records are in "dollar bins". Why print more? Look at how many "TVs" on the streeet. That's it. Stop making them ok? This applies also to "intellectual property" like music and "sitcoms". "Seinfeld" on DVD is all you need. Why make new shows like "30 Rocks" and "Angry Birds"? Enough is enough ok?? Just be happy with what you have and stop making new stuff.

2. End all wars. A "big problem" in "world" right now is "wars". I suggest we "end them all" and "bring are boys back home" that way those are not "problems" anymore.

3. One language. Everyone let's learn the same language and "stick to it" ok? I learned Esperanto, why doesn't everyone else?? It was invented for that reason exactly i don't see the "problem" there. Are people lazy and don't want to "comunicate" and "get along"?

4. No more "energy". Ok other problem is "pollution". It kills "mother earth" and makes it all "Grey". So no more "power plants" except "solar" and "wind" and no more things that pollute like cars, etc. Who likes sitting in "trafic" anyway? And why do people wnat to "go places" all the time??? I can go weeks without "leaving" my house and I am happy as a "clam".

5. No more Paper Towels and Stuff- Look, use a "rag" or a "washcloth" and then wash it ok?

6. No more "to go food"- Wow, listen you are living "the WRONG WAY" if you take food "to go". Just sit and "enjoy" the place and food. "to go" boxes and cups amount to 90% of total "waste" in America I read on the "internet" today. NINETY PERCENT! All those "starbuck" cups and "Mcdonalds" burger containers. Restaurants please just use "regular" plates and cups and wash them is that so hard???

7. No more "medicine". Medicine is "ridiculous". We aren't "meant" to live forever ok?? God tells you "hello you have to come home to my "kingdom" now",  and you are "supposed" to go. Enough of this trying to live forever. You are sick? Well let's see if it goes away or not. You are dying? Big deal? Have you ever "heard" of the "afterlife" and "reincarnation"? Fearing death is like being afraid of "commercial breaks". They ALWAYS END and then "television show" starts back up again!!!

8. No more animals. Other big problem is how we "eat animals" and then "vegetarians" get mad. Ok as long as there are "animals" we will eat them because they're there. So "only way" to stop people from eating animals is "make sure" there aren't any to "eat". So we let everyone eat all the "cows" and "dogs" and "pigs" and stuff and then what are they going to do? Surprise, you are now "vegetarian". Haha. And then everyone is "vegetarian" and everyone is "happy"

9. No more violence. Everyone is concerned about "violence" like "gangs" and "riots" and "soccer matches". Ok how about not having "violence" anymore also? This way, there is no more "violence" and there is more "peace". I just thought of "Peace Frog" by "the Doors" LOL now i want to hear it also (smiley face)

10. No more "money". Poverty is another big "problem" to "some people". Ok so there are realy "rich" and realy "poor" people. It seems to me like the source of "poverty" is "money". when someone has alot they are "rich" and if they have little they are "poor". Ok so no more money that way who is rich and Poor? I don't know?!?

11. "Geraldo" goes on at 11:00 again. This is big problem for "humanity". Geraldo use to come on at 11 and that way people could watch "Price is right" and then switch to "geraldo". Now they have to pick "one or the other" because BOTh go on at "10:00" . WHO THOUGHT OF THIS?????? So please now it should be like this: 10 o "clock" is Price is "right" .then 11 starts "Geraldo" please. Thank you.

12. No more "world problems" now we are "all done"

Those are all "problems" in world right now. So when these things happen, we are all "free" again to focus on "are selves" and attain "buddah" spirit. Also there can be no more "countries" and "governments" and "rules". Tomorrow I explain how to turn "Pacific Ocean" into giant "sustainable Earth-bong" .