POSITIVE "PRESPECTIVITY"

You, sweet reader of my "blog" are a kind sensitive "soul" and I think about youre "well being" always. Today i want to tell you of the "Power of Positive Thinking". Ok you say "randy what are you talking about LOL i am always "positive"". Well after taking my latest "online course" I have learnt that "positive thinking" extends to "all areas of your life" and is a lot more "deep" than you think.

For "example" a long time ago I was "depressive" person and my "self esteem" was low because I didn't understand how to look at "bright side" of  my life. This was before I discovered "LSD", "Frank Zappa", and also "Geraldo Television Show" which all changed "my life". This is how "long time ago Randy" would have thought about his "life":

"Wow my name is Randy and I hate myself. I am in my 50s and all I do is "sit on the couch and watch TV" all day. Wow why don't i do anything with my life like "get a job" and be "productive". I should cut my hair and "shave" I look like a "bum". Why am I not a "responsible" parent and let my kids grow up like "normal" instead of keeping them planted up to their waist in "soil" trying to make them grow into plant-humans? What is wrong with me, "waaahh", I am so lonely because my "wife" "divorced" me because I just get "stoned" and watch "TV".  Wow maybe I should read "real" science books instead of "new age" webistes on "geocities" and believing anything that i "read". Wow I am really a failure. Why am I so "obsessed" with "Geraldo" isn't he sort of a "tool"? What's my "problem", maybe I should wear shirts that "button" and "tuck in" and go to real "college" insted of "onlinecoursescheap.com". Wow my life is really sad and "meaningless" and i'll never get out of this "dark hole" until I change "my self". Wow maybe I should have tried to "save my marriage" instead of following "grateful dead" on 8 consecutive tours and leaving my "wife" and "children" at home. Wow why do I only listen to "Terrapin Station" on repeat instead of "discovering" new music? Wow I am in denial about "everything" and I drown my sorrows with "green princess" and "Budweiser" and I can't stand to be "sober" with myself because my "soul" is like a "prison-cage" that I am "trapped in" until i "die" alone.

WOW. WHAT A "NEGATIVE NELLY". That is how "i was" a long time ago. Do you like how I was dear "reader" ??? I don't. I always thought like that and got myself "down" for "no reason". Why did I do that??? I will show you now how "happy" i am with the "power of positive thinking" and that life can be "good". It's all a matter of "prespectivity" Look:

"Wow my name is Randy and my life is "fantastical and I love myself and everyone "so much" .  I have the "blessing" of getting up every "morning" and I see the sun and i smile at "it". Then i see "myself" in the mirror and love my beautiful long hair and beard and know that really those are "magic tentacles" that collect energy from my environment and deposit it into my body. I have such a "rich" life. I learn so much from "Geraldo Show" every day and am blessed with "unemployment checks" from friendly "taxpayers" that like me and want me to live "free". I am such a good "parent" because I make my children grow "right" into plants that don't consume "food" and "energy" and don't "pollute" and are so noble. I am so smart also because i have over "50 certificates" from schools online and I know three "galactic languages" and also "Esperanto language". People like me and i have such a "BIG ROLE" in society because i write this "blog" and i help SO MANY PEOPLE to LIVE RIGHT and I am a sort of "christ figure" for doing so. When i "die" and meet Jesus-Buddah they will probably say "thank you for your "service" on "earth" you now live eternally "with us" as "third godhead" of the cosmos> I say "ok I love you". Also I do not recall ever having a "wife" that must be a "figment" of imagination. And i do not regret following "grateful dead" for 8 consecutive tours because that was "fun" and one time Phil Lesh gave me "high five" backstage.  Also I am not gullible and everything I belive makes "sense" and is grounded in "facts" because I learn them on "online courses" so they have to be true and also "terrapin station" is great album and i dont have to listen to new things if i dont want to. Also my "children" are happy and love me"

OK WOW SEE THE DIFFERENCE? What I am doing "now" is focusing on what is "good" in life wich is "everything", and also I realise i have "pourpouse" in life and this gives me "meaning".

Do you , dear "reader" have problems with "self esteem"? Maybe you see yourself like I did a "long time" ago and don't like "yourself". Well you can see how I did it and I believe that you can too. I believe that you can "unlock" the "positive thinking" inside your "brain" and you can learn to see that there is nothing "wrong" with you and you don't "need to change". I use to think "wow everything i do is "lazy and wrong" and i am "waisitng my life" blah blah blah. STOP IT. Why do you do this to youreself? Your "worth" is "infinite" and you just have to make yourself "blieve it" and then it will "come true"? It is that "easy"!!!!

Well I hope you see now how "powerful" positive thinking can be and that you do not get "depressed" or "down" on yourself. I belive in "you" and know you can do "anything" you want ok??