PRINTING OUT THE INTERNET

Hello, friend :) Do you like my new "background"? It's a mushroom lady and it's very "trippy". I liked the "Geraldo picture" i had before but then I discovered it's not ok to post so i took  "Geraldo" picture down but i put up another one soon because he is still my "hero" and also it's a "free country" ok?

But enough of "me" dear blogreader. I ask you now, "how are you?". Hmmm....I like to think of you as a colorful fairy flying over the land, spreading cheer and giggles on everyone below, dear reader. Are you a happy fairy like this? Hmmm..Maybe you would like to be. I hope you become one one day and spread happy dust on me from above :)

I sure need some "happy dust" today dear reader. I am very "backed up" with my work. I am in the "process" of printing out the entire internet, and it takes a lot of time, paper, and ink. I am going "broke" with this project. But I know it's something i must do. One day, after 2012, the world will be "utopia" again and there will be "balance" with the earth but that also means that there will not be electricity because "power plants" will be dismantled because of bad pollution. And that means no power so no internet. So it's wise to print out all the internet so one day when there is no electricity we can still go on "facebook" and read "online horoscope" etc. But wow, i mean, there are literally HUNDREDS of internet pages out there. At first I bought a big ream of paper and thought "OK this should take care of half the "internet"". Then I started printing all my favorite "youtube comments" from people. Well one video took up 37 pages of paper!!!! Then I printed out my "facebook feed" so that could be archived too. Ok well that ended up finishing my paper. So i knew my calculations went wrong somewhere. So I began to think of why "internet" is so large. It is now my "theory" that it is THOUSANDS of websites, not hundreds...

Why is the "internet" so big? Nobody knows, it seems like it sort of grew by itself, like a magical garden. According to a very good documentary I saw, called "Terminator 2 Rise of the Machines", It first began with "Skynet" and then after the Terminators were vanquished we realized it could be used for "peaceful" things. This was in 1991 or so. Then the "internet" began to have color and games and pictures. Then Al Gore made it so every American could have "internet hookup" because Al Gore was a great "US Precedent" and he liked "freedom". So now everyone has "internet" thanks to Skynet, Al Gore, and Sarah Connor. This is the story of the "information age" in a nutshell. But where do we go from here?

Well I believe that the internet will keep "growing". One day, there could be over ONE MILLION websites. Think about this the number is so big it can hurt youre head. But this day is far away. I believe that after 2012, "utopia" will come fast and then we won't need electricity and all this stuff and then we will turn "off" the internet and then we can go back to what matters like sitting around a fire and playing songs and looking at the sun, our father. But I believe that for "posterity", the "internet" should be saved and archived, hence my "mission". One day people may say "We used to have a lot of information on hard drives but a humble hero, Randy Montardo, printed it all out for us. And then there would be a large closet with dozens of shelfs and on each shelf all the internet is printed "alphabetically". Then all knowledge will be there and what more will humans need.

I believe a special "shelf" will be saved to archive my blog that you are reading now my magical fairy friends. And it will be considered maybe a "Post 2012 bible" on "how to live THE RIGHT WAY" and people will be able to consult and see and I will be like a blogger Jesus "figure" maybe. I would like that and would think that it is right.