Hi reader how are you? haha i know you are haveing fun! and i bet you know how much i love you also :) I was thinking today "Randy what can you do to help out everyone in their hard life?? You have written so much for the lovely readers of "the blog" what else can you say". Well I though today I could change "gears" for a bit and let things coast. I feel so happy and relaxed I thought "well i dont have any advice or mind-expanding thoughts so maybe i can just talk to my friends". So I will just let my consciuosness wonder and write what comes to my head. That way we can still connect and share our happiness and we can take a ride together through our subsconsiousness. I say "OUR" subscounsciousness because all subsconsciousness are the same for everyone because it's what unites us. Let us explore this wondrous "cave" together.
Please focus with my on the part of your mind deep deep deep down... deeper down...deeper... let it all go.... I like to chant "OOONGAWA.....OOONGAWA....OOONGAWA repeatedly to get in touch... deeper.... OONGAWA..... i'm hungry... i wonder what is on Geraldo today. I like Geraldo. He has kind eyes. Ice cream would be great. I think i have kind eyes i hope people think i'm nice like Geraldo and trust me. Peanuts. Oprah looks nice too but it's a different kind of nice. I bet she is really laid back like Geraldo. I wonder if they date because their energies are basiclly the same .Did i remember to compost the toilet? Ice cream. yes. no wait. Actually, Geraldo has those glasses too. I bet it s the glasses. I shouls groom myself better. Kombucha would be great too. my arm itches. If i got glasses would i look more like Geraldo or less like me? WHOA that's a good question!! hmmm i bet i should check on the compost toilet anyway i have been going #2 a lot lately. Why? i only eat sun, how can energy turn into poop? Oh yeah it's the acai berries.... Glasses arent that expensive. Geraldo. Geraldo Rivera. RIVERA. He's hispanic. Wow he battled cultural adversity to have his own daytime tv program. I bet i could do something like that. Randy Rivera. That sounds nice. I wonder if he's single. Corn on the cob with garlic. I'm so happy and i love my daughters. Maybe if i sent Geraldo a picture of me with glasses we could be pen pals. I'm so lonely. I should remember to "like" that coffee shop down the street on "facebook" so they get more customers. Should i "like" everything i like on facebook? Oh my god, do i even "like" Geraldo on facebook????? Did i forget? I want to listen to frank Zappa. Rock and roll. Chuck berry. Geraldo. I bet we would get along great together. Oh my god the phone bill. Oh no wait i set it up for automatic payment.... I need one of those nice shirts with macaws so i look "beachy"... I bet Geraldo would like me if i dressed like that. I haven't listened to the Beach Boys in a while.... ok where is the remote control? focus. ooooongawa... I'm pretty sure i can find out where Geraldo lives and then maybe i can hang outside his house and see what happens. Who am i? like, really who am i? what am i doing here? hahah spongebob squarepants. Ok maybe i can go on the show as a guest and see if he picks on me. I bet we will connect. My daughters look like theyre' drying up out there in the backyard. Geraldo though, He's really managed to age so gracefully through the years. He really smiles with his eyes. I bet he is a Libra i can tell by the types of questions he asks. Did i water Amethyst today? yes.... no.... well i hugged her, that's good at least. I have to remember to buy more Cherry Garcia or i'm going to be cranky later... I wonder if they even need water... the sun should do the trick by itself. Whale songs. I HAVE to remember to listen to more whale songs. And dolphin sounds. and birdcalls. Oh my god i need to do that today it's so intersteing but then i never do it. Geraldo's on in 8 minutes i think. Wow birdcalls are weird because if i spoke "bird-ese" i bet walking donw the street, i'd just hear a bunch of "I"M HUNGRY! GIVE ME WORMS! MOM?? MOM? WE NEED WORMS. WE ARE LITTLE BIRDS WHO ARE HUNGRY. FEED ME. FEED ME MORE WORMS. WHERE IS MY MOM?" over and over and over from every single tree. That's what birds say to each other. I bet Geraldo would be a peacock if he were a bird because he's so beautiful as a human. Is he a supreme being? I'm tired i want to read comic books. Yes i bet he's supreme being. Am i supreme? hahah supreme pizza. what if i were a supreme pizza? Why do they call it supreme just cause it has a bunch of toppings why not "the works" like subway. Geraldo probably only eats supreme pizzas. Wow "supreme" is a heavy word. Careful using it. Careful with that axe eugene. Now THAT'S a song. Man, if Zappa and Pink Floyd had a battle who would win. I dont like those questions, they hurt my head. Probably Geraldo, i hear he plays classical guitar. I bet i could take some lessons and then that's something in common. Maybe i can play classical guitar outside his house or something and he'll be like "hey you play?" and i can be like "who.. me? oh, yeah sure... what's your name?". Something like that. That could work...
Intense vibrations inside the "MINE" man! haha. what a trip. i hope you are all back in one piece after that "tour de force". so that's what our collective subconscious is like? wow. evidently humanity has a lot more in common than we all think. we are all humyns with basic thoughts and drives inside us as you can see. i think i will do more of these "exercises in the future. i invite you to do this by yourself and let it all "hang out" as you "slip inside the eye of your mind"
"slip inside the eye of your mind
don't you know you might find
a better place to play?"
~The Beatles
Safe travels to you all :)
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